I’m losing my shit about this car sun shade I found on etsy
like??? Imagine you’re taking out the apartment trash and on the way to the dumpster you see Gale just sitting there in an empty car, staring vacantly. And he looks so fucking lost. You know his ass does NOT have a license
“Astarion bad because he doesn’t wanna help the tieflings / grove” imagine you’ve just escaped a crashing alien ship and the first level 1 adventurer you meet tells you “we gonna go save some people you don’t know, 4 of us vs like 50 goblins, you in?” girl I would quit the party right there
Halsin joining our camp to see that the guy who played with the tiefling kids is now a devil, some pasty elf is biting people in their sleep, a githyanki and goth girl are slapfighting, there’s a tiefling on fire, and that wizard just ate a pair of gloves.
